I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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