Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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