you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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