I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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