I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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