You're completely useless in the revolution.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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