I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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