Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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