Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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