that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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