we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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