Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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