We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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