Do you still have your period?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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