Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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