I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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