I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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