i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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