There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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