ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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