So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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