do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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