Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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