We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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