Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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