let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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