Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Semen is not good for contacts.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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