i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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