So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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