Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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