I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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