He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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