Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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