Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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