Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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