i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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