O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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