even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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