i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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