Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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