whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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