Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I just found a bag of teeth...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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