im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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