I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
lets start a swedish sibling band together
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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