Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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