you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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