I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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