I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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