So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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