I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
