You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Alive.
So much puke
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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