My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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