I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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