I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
